So there’s this perfect, smart, funny, gorgeous woman who (for some reason) married me 5 years ago. She’s put up with my faults, quirks, obsessions, habits, and corny jokes. Somehow she’s managed to improve me even when I didn’t want to be improved. She’s the best travel partner, adventure partner, and sports watching partner. And to top it all off, she has given me the most awesome son in the world. Happy 5th anniversary, K. I love you.